story of my life
- me: huh, this month has been really tough, I'm glad that all of this is over...
- life: HAHAHAHA, oh honey, here comes the real s*it that will entirely f*ck you up
- Ted: Guys! I hate Zoey! That means you're suppose to hate her too! That's your rule, Lily.
- Lily: I tried!
- Ted: Tried! Lily, do you have any idea how many people I blindly hated for you?! I hated Renee Zellweger with a burning passion for eight years, only to discover you meant Reese Witherspoon!
- Lily: Hey, I will hate her until I get my money back for 'You, Me, and Dupree'.
- Ted: That's Kate Hudson!
- Lily: Yeah, that's who I hate! Guys, we hate Kate Hudson!
Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
nope, not planning to;)
- me: wow I'm actually happy right now
- life: lol now hold on just one minute