Ted:
Guys! I hate Zoey! That means you're suppose to hate her too! That's your rule, Lily.
Lily:
I tried!
Ted:
Tried! Lily, do you have any idea how many people I blindly hated for you?! I hated Renee Zellweger with a burning passion for eight years, only to discover you meant Reese Witherspoon!
Lily:
Hey, I will hate her until I get my money back for 'You, Me, and Dupree'.
Ted:
That's Kate Hudson!
Lily:
Yeah, that's who I hate! Guys, we hate Kate Hudson!
